“I’ll cut you bitch” … she says slowly as she reveals her razor blade bearing heart to the envelope just retrieved from the mail box.
The noble envelope, who’s been tumbling through the postal system hugging its precious cargo, looks to her.
She smiles at the envelope… The envelope smiles back, and says with a sigh, “Ahhh…. thank you for bringing a dignified end to my duties with a clean slice, instead of ripping me apart.”
Be nice to your envelopes by using our Heart Shaped Letter Opener.
♥ Size: 2 5/8″ x 2 3/4″
♥ Choose Color: White or Black