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I am so impressed by this shop! The turn around was so quick and they were so quick to communicate the status of the order. It shipped super fast and came in time.



I have ordered numerous items from this seller. Everything is top notch – from the communication to the shipping to the quality… and even a special thank you gift! I will definitely be back again!



Second time ordering. Quick shipping, amazing quality & *way* above and beyond for personal touches. 10/10 recommend


Sparkling 5★ Quality + Service
Fast Shipping from California
Woman Owned USA Business